You Can Never Have It All

~ Release by Fathers Day (see all versions of this release, 2 available)

Annotation

"Limited edition of 30 cassette tapes made. "An almost complete collection of every Fathers Day Song Ever" is an accurate description.
credits
released May 1, 2020

All Songs recorded by John Fuzzywallz between 2008-2015. All songs can be found on previously released full length albums, eps and compilations."

Annotation last modified on 2020-09-07 17:37 UTC.

Tracklist

▼ Cassette 1
#TitleRatingLength
1I Gotta Look My Best
0:45
2Are You Asleep Out There?
0:25
3Get a Haircut
0:18
4When Are You Gonna Grow Up?
0:40
5Did I Use the Word Divorce?
0:32
6When I Say Woman
0:33
7Stupid Dog
1:25
8Fight Like a Man
1:21
9Less of This, More of This
0:20
10Cellphones
1:25
11I Am Right, You Are Wrong
1:02
12Never Shave It Off
1:47
13She's Just a Friend
1:28
14You Don't Know What You're Talking About
1:12
15America's Toughest Sheriff
3:41
16Do the Dad
4:06
17This Really Happened
1:32
18My Property
1:36
19Nobody Cares
2:15
20You Can Tuck Yourself In
1:37
21Why Are You So Mad?
0:59
22Pink Sock (McDaniels Cover)
1:33
23Spank the World
2:04
24Dad Deserves the Breast
4:44
25Don't Touch the Thermostat
0:27
26You're Not Gay
0:51
27Duh Duh
1:16
28Sleazy
1:09
29It's Not Love (It's Dad Stuff)
0:58
30I Don't Fucking Think So
1:08
31Get in the Kitchen
1:16
32College Fund
2:06
33Call Me Dad
1:00
34You're Lucky to Be Eating at the Sizzler
1:52
35No Daughter of Mine
1:24
36Pants on Fire (I Hate My Kids)
2:04
37Slut
0:33
38I'm a Dr. Now Bitch
1:17
39Put Your Feelings in a Bundt Cake
0:51
40I Don't Fucking Think So
6:23
41True Story
1:04
42Your Music Fucking Sucks
0:46
43Midlife Crisis
0:59
44My Sons a Gay
0:49
45My Son Went to Art School
1:10
46This Is My House Too
0:13
47BBQ Sandwich Kiss
0:48
48I Like Your Mom
1:22
49I Have So Much Respect for Women
0:25
50You Lost My Screwdriver
0:49
51I Used to Be Loved
2:28
52I Can't Spend Time With You
3:07
53My Daughters a Slut
0:44
54Turn Your Music Down
0:19
55Clean Your Room
1:26
56You Can't Do Anything Right
1:12
57Ray
0:27
58I Didn't Do That at Your Age
0:31
59Disney World
7:13