| # | Title | Rating | Length |
|---|
| 1 | [introduction] | | 0:52 |
| 2 | Concerning the UFO Sighting Near Highland, Illinois | | 3:14 |
| 3 | The Tallest Man, the Broadest Shoulders | | 8:21 |
| 4 | Prairie Fire That Wanders About | | 2:33 |
| 5 | They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back from the Dead!! Ahhhh! | | 5:12 |
| 6 | The Seer’s Tower | | 5:03 |
| 7 | John Wayne Gacy, Jr. | | 5:11 |
| 8 | A Good Man Is Hard to Find | | 5:31 |
| 9 | Jacksonville Cheer | | 0:43 |
| 10 | Jacksonville | | 5:58 |
| 11 | The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades Is Out to Get Us! | | 7:48 |
| 12 | Chicago | | 5:33 |
| 13 | Metropolis Cheer | | 1:15 |
| 14 | The Man of Metropolis Steals Our Hearts | | 6:14 |
| 15 | Come On! Feel the Illinoise! | | 8:09 |
| 16 | Casimir Pulaski Day | | 6:21 |