Samples, Loops and Parachutes

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Tracklist

▼ Digital Media 1
#TitleRatingLength
1Samples, Loops and Parachutes, are all Great Ways to Have Your Hoots
3:23
2Unless They Get in Your Way Outside, and You Get Shocked by Rain and Literally Died.
0:34
3That Wouldn't be Funny, Not One Tiny Bit, Unless It's a Joke, Someone Pulling Your Tit.
1:33
4Bibi Goes to Cottage, Find Bijou Cartes from Chicken. Depressed Now Seeking Dilly Boy, That He Will Funt and Be Rippin.
0:33
5And As Everyone Knows, That Polari Speaking Fraud. That Man Will One Day Be Found, and Get His Dick Chopped of With a Hack Saw.
0:57
6Thankfully That Day is Not Now, For Your Listening to This Jass. Yeah I Spelt It That Way Intentionally, Now Stealing a Joke "Wanna Go Mouth to Bass"
1:03
7The Sense of Self Awareness is Getting Old, it Doesn't Show Intelligence. It Makes You Look Like a Fucking Fool, So Go Have a Golden Shower Rinse.
1:55
8Gobble it Down With Your Booze, On This the 17th. Cuz If They Found Out Your Irish Secret, You'd Be Hiding Under the Shamrock Reeth.
0:57
9For the Love of a Valentine is True, As My Heart is Really the Colour Blue. But Why Fall in Love Ever, When it's Much More Fun to Be Cynical Forever.
1:20
10And Besides the Pain Involved in Love, Is Far Not Worth the Outcome. Especially When You Love Someone, and You Find Out Their Love Was a Lie
0:50
11The Labor it Takes to Move on from Such a Blow, Hurts You and Devastates You to Your Inner Soul
0:46
12But Eventually You'll Move Forward, Eventually You'll Forget. Then Sluts Will Be Your Future, Man Life Will Be Set.
1:14
13What's With the Repetitive Titles, and Re Occurring Themes. Is This Guys Some How Alluding, to the Fact He Has No Self Esteem
0:59
14You Gotta Be Kidding, How Silly and Untrue. Stop Creating Conspiracy Theories, Find a Hobby or Something to Do.
2:36
15Trying to Find Something New, Is Something You Shouldn't Actually Do. Because Acting Is a Dumb Career, and It'll Make You Out to Be a Queer
2:08
16Oscar Night is Such a Sham, Unless You Lick Old Man Dish Than Damn. They Are So Old and Biased Fucks, No Wonder No One Really Ever With Talent Ever Has Any Luck.
1:14
17The Only Chance You Have at That, Is Making a Call to Earn Your Thinning. Be Dine Bo Vinning, Se Chime Go Limming.
2:13
18Barking Barking Barking Barking, Never Reigniting Any Type of Sparking.
0:56
19But the Irony of it all Lies with the Humor in the Night. Then You Go off with Your Girlfriend, and You Both Have a Fight.
0:55
20The Way to the Heart, of That Special Lady. Leaves Much for the Man, to Do That is Rather Shady.
1:20
21But to Try Again is Not Worth the Strife, and You'll Forever Ruin Your Love Life. Let Go of Her, and Forget the Past. Hooking Up is Far More of a Blast
1:07
22Though in All Honesty, Love Can Only Fill That Void. It's Something You Need to Admit, No Matter How Much You've Become Annoyed
1:55
23To Close the Show, We Shall Always Know, Will be the Best of All.
2:01