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| 1 | Yankees Vs. Mets! | | ?:?? |
| 2 | Halloween Show With The Rock Band POUT! | | ?:?? |
| 3 | Election Night Special! Who Will Be Our Next President! I Hope It's Not George W. Bush! The Answer Revealed IN THIS SHOW! (Not Really.) | | ?:?? |
| 4 | Tom Can Talk About Anything! | | ?:?? |
| 5 | Barbershop Madness With Zachary Brimstead, Esq. | | ?:?? |
| 6 | Special Guest In Studio - Author Neal Pollack! | | ?:?? |
| 7 | Tom Talks to Dick Halligan, Jr., author of Blood, Sweat and Real Tears. (Archive removed at request of David Clayton Thomas.) | | ?:?? |
| 8 | Predictions For 2001 With The Nationally Famous Psychic Myrlyn Hogan. | | ?:?? |
| 9 | Tom Apologizes To David Clayton Thomas. | | ?:?? |
| 10 | Interview With Rick Benson, "George Benson's White Son." | | ?:?? |
| 11 | Tom interviews Ron Garver, author of "Upright Positions: Flying the Erotic Skies" and Tom Gets Hypnotized. | | ?:?? |
| 12 | Tom Blows The Lid Off The XFL! | | ?:?? |
| 13 | Hot Rockin' Ronny Versus Tom, And Weatherman Cliff Petterson Explains "The Storm of the Century." | | ?:?? |
| 14 | Listener Appreciation Week. | | ?:?? |
| 15 | 2001 Marathon Week One | | ?:?? |
| 16 | 2001 Marathon Week Two | | ?:?? |
| 17 | Tonight Show Segment Producer Brad Lester (part one), Plus The Return Of Zachary Brimstead, Esq. | | ?:?? |
| 18 | Tom Challenges WFMU DJ's To A Fight, Plus Tonight Show Segment Producer Brad Lester (part two). | | ?:?? |
| 19 | Tom Explains Why He Hates Al Green and NRBQ | | ?:?? |
| 20 | Tom Ties Up Some Loose Ends | | ?:?? |
| 21 | An Interview With Legendary Record Collector Giles Palermo. | | ?:?? |
| 22 | Tom Says Farewell To The XFL And Talks About "The Producers." | | ?:?? |
| 23 | Tom Interviews "The Creature" From The Band POUT. Tom Also (Unknowingly) Begins His Love Affair With The Movie Moulin Rouge. | | ?:?? |
| 24 | Tom Continues His Love Affair With Moulin Rouge, And Hot Rockin' Ronny Allegedly Breaks Glen Jones's Record. | | ?:?? |
| 25 | Tom Interviews "Mr. Loophole" Tony Torgvort, Author Of The Book "The System." | | ?:?? |
| 26 | Tom Talks To Augie Richards, Owner Of Ye Olde Burger Barn, Which Features The Infamous "Batter Butler." | | ?:?? |
| 27 | The Return of Augie Richards, And His Plan To Sue Tom And Take His Batter Butler On The Road. Also, Tom Challenges His Listeners To Find One Frank Zappa Song That Doesn't Suck. | | ?:?? |
| 28 | Tom Is The White Knight Of WFMU, Shining A Light On The Cockroaches That Infest The WFMU Message Board. (Note: This is a very angry and not-so-entertaining show. For completists only!) | | ?:?? |
| 29 | Tom Talks To Tonight Show Segment Producer Brad Lester Yet Again, And Tom Gets Into An Argument With Mike Healy Over Whether Or Not Tom Is Trying To Pass Himself Off As A Doctor. | | ?:?? |
| 30 | Bands On the Run Super-Spectacular with Special Guests Producer Dan Cutforth and Beastie from Soulcracker! | | ?:?? |
| 31 | Tom Gets Royally Screwed By Perry Farrell And Virgin Records. Also, "Scharpling's Army" Is Born. | | ?:?? |
| 32 | The Return Of Hot Rockin' Ronny, And Tom Gets Yelled At Again By Mike Healy | | ?:?? |
| 33 | Troy Dershman, A Bully From Tom's High School Days, Re-Enters Tom's Life, And A Very Depressed Man Asks Tom For Advice. | | ?:?? |
| 34 | We Accidentally Listen In On a Cell Phone Conversation, Too Many People Call And Talk About Getting High, And More Mike Healy. | | ?:?? |
| 35 | Tom Attempts To Interview Voice-Over Legend Kendrick Martin, The Very Depressed Man Calls Again. Also, Overrated/Underrated. | | ?:?? |
| 36 | Tom talks about the World Trade Center attack. | | ?:?? |
| 37 | Tom Talks To An Angry Mr. Bungle Fan, Julian From The Strokes, Mark From Sparklehorse, And Gets Goofed On By A Pair Of Teenage Girls, And Ultimately Attempts To Return Things To An Artificial State Of Normalcy. | | ?:?? |
| 38 | Tom Talks To Three Teenage Girls And Lays The Groundwork For Letting Them Host His Show. | | ?:?? |
| 39 | Teenage Girl Night! Three Teenage Girls Take Over The Show! | | ?:?? |
| 40 | Tom Talks To Promoter Roger Tamblyn, and Vanilla Hotbox Grits. | | ?:?? |
| 41 | Tom Talks About Mischief Night And The Damages Therein. | | ?:?? |
| 42 | Tom Talks To The Incredibly Depressed Office Worker For The Third Time. Also, Plenty Of Talk About Cannonball Run. | | ?:?? |
| 43 | Tom Talks To Nostrodamus Scholar John Hogue | | ?:?? |
| 44 | Tom Gets Yelled At By An Alleged Record Fair Shopper. Tom Gets Schmoozed By An Alleged Smirnoff Ice District Manager. Tom Tries To Make ALove Connection Between Two Listeners. And A Little Bit Of Cannonball Run Talk To Close It Out! | | ?:?? |
| 45 | An Interview With Michael Azerrad, Author Of Our Band Could Be Your Life. Also, Kacper Tells Tom About The Oral Report He Did In College About The Show. | | ?:?? |
| 46 | Billy Joel is Named And Honored As WFMU's Artist Of The Year. Also, Calls From The Billy Joel Tribute Band 'Glass Houses' And Donnie Van Zandt. | | ?:?? |
| 47 | It's The Night of a Thousand Shout-Outs! Plus, The Hasu Kids Agree to a Christmas Morning Duel, and a Local Policeman Explains the Finer Points of Getting Out of Speeding Tickets. | | ?:?? |
| 48 | The Return Of Hot Rockin' Ronny, A Great Interview With Paul Collins, Author Of 'Banvard's Folly', And The Fourth Appearance By The Depressed Office Worker. | | ?:?? |
| 49 | Tom Argues With Philly Boy Roy About Why Philadelphia Isn't Better Than NY/NJ. Also Tom, Inspired By The Ghost Of Howard Cosell, Decides To Tell It Like It Is. | | ?:?? |
| 50 | Philly Boy Roy Challenges Tom To An 'All Or Nothing' Football Bet, An Exciting Interview With Utica NY Recording Artist Woodsy, And Tom Talks To 'Captain Catchphrase'. | | ?:?? |
| 51 | Tom Explains Why 'Lord of the Rings' Is The Worst Movie In The History Of Cinema. Also, Philly Boy Roy Welches On His 'All Or Nothing' Bet, The Hasu Kid Acts Out A Scene From 'Good Will Hunting', And DJ Spooky Makes A Few Bad Requests. | | ?:?? |
| 52 | Showbiz Agent Barry Levitz Calls To Promote Michael Jackson's Tranformation From 'The King Of Pop' To 'The Prince Of Punk'. Also, Open Phone Tuesday, A Dramatic Reading From 'Good Will Hunting', And Tom Is Kinda Punchy. | | ?:?? |
| 53 | The Band 'Punk', Featuring Michael Jackson - aka Mike Jackyl - Cancels On Tom. Barry Levitz Explains Why Michael Jackson Is No Longer 'The Prince Of Punk'. The Party Doctor Calls Up With Party Advice, And Tom Bids On A Segway Human Transport. | | ?:?? |
| 54 | The Glutton Bowl Super Spectacular, Featuring Interviews With Richard Shea, The President of the International Federation Of Competitive Eating, Eating Athlete Ed "Cookie" Jarvis, And Eating Athlete/WFMU Volunteer Andy "Eyeball" Goldstein. | | ?:?? |
| 55 | Marathon show with co-hosts Belinda and Hova | | ?:?? |
| 56 | Marathon show with co-host Jason Das | | ?:?? |
| 57 | A Barrage Of Special Guests - Philly Boy Roy Mocks Tom, Turntable Artists DJ Clue and Liquid Brooklyn Stop By To Spin, And The Party Doctor Sends Tom A Special Package. Also, Tom Challenges A Pair Of Thirteen Year Olds To A Fistfight. | | ?:?? |
| 58 | An Interview With Barry Dworkin, The 4-11 Handlebar Mustachioed Leader Of 'The Gas Station Dogs', Who Sings The Worst Song In The History Of Music. Also, Tom Sets Up His Fight With Eight Male Teenagers, And The First Installment of 'Smash Or Trash'. | | ?:?? |
| 59 | Special Guest Harry Knowles From Aint-It-Cool-News. Plus, Tom Announces The Formation Of His Band 'The Medical Marijuana', Who Are Being Assembled To Defeat Former Best Show Ally Band 'STRO', And Tom Gets A Young Teenager In Trouble With His Military Dad. | | ?:?? |
| 60 | The Best Show Brings It For Three Hours With The Best Show Extreme. Come Strong Or Don't Come At All. Be Prepared To Bring It. | | ?:?? |
| 61 | Post Extreme Best Show Fall Out Show. The Kids Keep Calling, Tom Talks To A Member Of Wafflestomper's Mommy, And Tom Nearly Falls Asleep On The Air During The Final Fifteen Minutes (Listen Closely!). | | ?:?? |
| 62 | Tonight's Best Show, With Exclusive Attack Of The Clones Discussion, Is NOT Being Archived! If You Didn't Hear It Live, You're Out Of Luck! That'll Teach You To Watch The Osbournes Instead Of Listening To The Best Show! | | ?:?? |
| 63 | Philly Boy Roy Calls In To Announce His Motion Picture Debut, Brooklyn-Based Alt-Country Rocker Alan Loewenstein Requests Some 'Real Country' Music, Petey Checks In, And Tom Announces Plans To Assemble A 'Scared Straight' Segment On The Program. | | ?:?? |
| 64 | Daily Show Correspondent Matt Walsh Calls In To Promote His Television Special But Is Interrupted By A Pair Of Fans And Is Chastised By SNL's Horatio Sanz. Plus, The Return Of Mike Healy, And 'Smash Or Trash' With The Band 'Management'. | | ?:?? |
| 65 | Tom's Dad(dy) Calls In To Bring Up Childhood Horrors And To Borrow Money. Also, Smash Or Trash With Wafflestomper, And Ranger Jim Is Forgiven! | | ?:?? |
| 66 | Tom Gets Duped By Brett Haskins, The Guitarist/Singer For 'The Clash', A New Jersey-Based Blues Band Not To Be Confused With The Real Clash. Also, Smash Or Trash With Ted Steel. | | ?:?? |
| 67 | A Second Exciting Interview With Matt Walsh, Who Is On The Show To Promote His Movie Martin & Orloff Also, An Exciting Phone Call From Jan-Michael Vincent, And Tom Tells A Personal Las Vegas Celebrity Encounter Story. | | ?:?? |
| 68 | Best Show Junior Correspondent Petey Interviews Matt Maiellaro and Dave Willis From Cartoon Network's Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Also An Appearance By Captain Catchphrase, And Much Talk About Why The Band Are So Incredibly Horrible. | | ?:?? |
| 69 | Tom Tells Some Funny Stories. He Gets A Weird Call From A Guy Misialing For A Dating Service. And He Explains Why Creedence Are Infinitely Better Than The Hyper Shitty Canadian Group Called 'The Band'. | | ?:?? |
| 70 | A Very Sad Tom Asks The Listeners To Cheer Him Up Or He'll Kill Himself. And They Don't! Tune In To Hear Tom's Death! | | ?:?? |
| 71 | The Stitch 'n Bitch Sewing Circle Stops By The Show To Teach Tom How To Crochet. Also, Cory From The Alternative Band Mother 13 Calls In To Promote Their Latest Corporate-Sponsored Show. | | ?:?? |
| 72 | Call Screener Dave Announces His Retirement, And The Search For A New Call Screener Gets Underway! | | ?:?? |
| 73 | Still Searching For That New Call Screener! | | ?:?? |
| 74 | The Farewell Party For Call Screener Dave! Featuring Hot Rockin' Ronny, Philly Boy Roy, Officer Tom And A Smash Or Trash With Petey! | | ?:?? |
| 75 | A Quiet Show - Tom Talks About Austin Texas, The MTV Video Music Awards And Takes Some Calls. Also, Tom Gets His Ass Kissed By An Old Friend Of His Younger Brother. | | ?:?? |
| 76 | An Exciting Interview With Jimmy McDonough, The Author Of The Neil Young Biography 'Shakey'. Plus, The Friend Of Tom's Younger Brother Calls Back In To Kiss Tom's Ass Some More. | | ?:?? |
| 77 | Tom Is The Advice Guy, Giving Advice To All Kinds Of People On All Kinds Of Subjects. | | ?:?? |
| 78 | An Interview With Mark Porro From Nutri Nuts. Not One Of The Best Shows. In Fact It Might Be The Worst Show Of The Year. And That's Saying A Lot. | | ?:?? |
| 79 | Pianist John Conte Announces His Attempt To Break The World Record For Playing The Piano For Fifty Consecutive Hours. Also, Philly Boy Roy Welches On His Bet Again! | | ?:?? |
| 80 | The A Capella Soundtrack Vocal Duo SOUNDTRACAPELLA Stop By The Studio. Also Another Call From Kevin, And Officer Tom Debuts 'Officer Tom At The Movies'. | | ?:?? |
| 81 | Mischief Night Discussions, A Scarier Call From Kevin, And The Debut Of The Award Winning Call-In Segment 'I Don't Get It!'. | | ?:?? |
| 82 | Tom Couldn't Get His Hands On An Oreo McFlurry, Thus Leading To A Discussion On The Things In Life That You Crave. Also, John Conte Depressingly Checks In. | | ?:?? |
| 83 | Tom's Angry Co-Worker Ron Templeton Mistakenly Calls Him Three Times. Also, The Callers Speak Out About The Worst Band Of All Time. | | ?:?? |
| 84 | Tom Calls Corey From The Corporate Rock Band Mother 13 To Even The Score, The Exciting Debut Of www.friendsoftom.com, Kevin Calls Up Yet Again, And The Premiere Of Tom's Alter Ego 'Doc Shock'. | | ?:?? |
| 85 | The Long Awaited Return Of The Gorch, Officer Tom Reviews 'Jackass The Movie', And Tom Talks To Your Pets. Fun! | | ?:?? |
| 86 | The World-Shaking Return Of Barry Dworkin, Kevin Calls To Announce His Impending Marriage, Doc Shock Pranks Some WFMU Disc Jockeys And There's Impending Talk Of A Peter Tork Interview. | | ?:?? |
| 87 | Billy Joel Is Named The WFMU Artist Of The Year For 2002! The Drummer For Billy Joel Tribute Band 'Glass Houses' And A Couple Guys From John Cougar Tribute Band 'Pink Houses' Check In. Also, Kevin Makes A Weird And Disturbing Call. | | ?:?? |
| 88 | A Christmas Eve Show Co-Hosted By Terre T. Philly Boy Roy Reads His Philadelphia Rendition Of 'The Night Before Christmas', And A Farewell Call From Kevin, Who Is In Jail. | | ?:?? |
| 89 | It's Petey's Twelfth Birthday Party! An Insanely Insane Three Hours Of Petey! Music! Doc Shock and Doc Shock Junior! Genndy Tartakovsky From Samurai Jack! Dave And Matt From The Aqua Teen Hunger Force! And More! 'A Classic Best Show! | | ?:?? |
| 90 | Guitar God Alan Licht Stops By To Talk About His Book 'An Emotional Memoir Of Martha Quinn' And Play Some Of The Best Of The 80's. | | ?:?? |
| 91 | Many Must Suffer For The Crimes Of The Few - After Some Negative Feeback, The Listener Punishing 'Party Zone' Is Launched. Also, Philly Boy Roy Checks In Post-Eagles Defeat, Tom Sings A Sad Song From 'Magnolia', And Some 'Two Towers' Bashing. | | ?:?? |
| 92 | Very Exciting In-Studio Visit From Tanner Wildgrass, The Inspiration For Patrick Swayze's Character In 'Roadhouse'. Also, Tom Makes A Call To The Sports Radio Program 'The Shark Tank' As Super-Idiot Steelers Fan 'Jack From Pittsburgh'. | | ?:?? |
| 93 | Officer Tom At The Movies, With Officer Tom's Year In Review. Also, A Very Meta Conversation With 'Old School' Star Matt Walsh And Jon Benjamin. | | ?:?? |
| 94 | A Call From Jarrett 'The Weight Loss Kid' From Dessert Town, Who Pushes The Toxic 'Chocologgedeon' On Tom. Later: The Debut Of 'The Majority Report' With Sam Seder, With Julian Phillips Of Fox News And Janeane Garofalo. | | ?:?? |
| 95 | The Callers Were Pretty Shitty Tonight, Driving Tom To Song. Also, Guinness Book Winner John Conte Returns For His Post-Record Wrap-Up. | | ?:?? |
| 96 | Comic Book Genius Mike Allred Gets Interviewed! Also, A Shout! Network Executive Unveils The Spring Lineup, And Tom Announces The Winner Of The Art Contest! | | ?:?? |
| 97 | Week One Of The WFMU Marathon. A Very Special In Studio Appearance By Philly Boy Roy! Hova Co-Hosts. | | ?:?? |
| 98 | Week Two Of The WFMU Marathon. Tom Rides An Exercize Bike For Pledges. Please Don't Listen. There Are Better Shows. Like March 18, 2003. | | ?:?? |
| 99 | Tom Talks To Bill Chippert, Host Of The Chippert Report. And Kevin Makes A Long-Overdue Appearance. | | ?:?? |
| 100 | Country Superstar Kenny Dupree Calls In To Promote His New Record. Also, Some Talk About Hockey, Iraq, Petey And Movies. | | ?:?? |
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